1. cassjaytuck:

    what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

    I think my mother would hate me even more than she already does.

    (via lilacviking)

  2. awwww-cute:

    "What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

    (via nookandcranberry)

  3. I have an interview at the humane society soon… I am kinda nervous, rather excited, and really hoping I get the job.

  4. I hate driving to work only to have them tell me that they don’t know the next time I work and that my uniform isn’t even there anyway. Talk about a waste of time and fucking gas.

  5. cutecats-funnies:

    The good life on We Heart It.

  6. iamfuckingglamorous:

    Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on Anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial you saw I don’t cARE I like getting pointless messages

    (Source: mullingayr, via zachjnl)

  7. It’s acceptable to fall asleep crying right?

  8. gingerblivet:

    Things I will not judge you for:
    •Sexuality
    •Religion
    •Race
    •Clothing choices

    Things I will judge you for:
    •Not signalling while driving
    •How you treat wait staff
    •Which way you think the toilet roll goes

    (via redmod613)

  9. Will someone please come over and rub my back, and feed me pizza, and watch horror movies with me. Pretty please?

  10. asshole-tier:

    truepac:

    DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

     someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

    (Source: hempura, via lynne9121)

  11. Pokemon Sprite Giveaway

    pokemonadoptionservice:

    This is the first of many sprite giveaways on this blog. The rules are simple. Reblog or like it and I’ll submit you a Pokemon based on you blog and/or muse like this. (If you are a multi-muse blog please specify.)

    image

    I’ll be as fast as I can and I’ll get to everyone that reblog/likes it. However I will be only doing up to the first 300 notes. For any questions my FAQ is here and if that doesn’t answer what you need my ask is here.

    Thank you and have fun.

    (via ask-dmc-vergil)

  12. jamietheignorantamerican:

    strike-blade:

    jamietheignorantamerican:

    i-am-momo-senpai:

    Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

    image

    why must you hurt me this way

    That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

    image

    (Source: ileyanc, via spicyblasphemy)

    madhattersfutterwhacken:

    greymichaela:

    validatemyselfhate:

    biliouskaiju:

    My new favorite gif set. 

    how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

    Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

    How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

    (Source: iraffiruse, via angershroom)

  13. Zombby, come watch movies and cuddle with me ya bitch!